Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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