oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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