Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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