Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
