is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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