i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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