You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
