I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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