nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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