I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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