so that wasnt chicken after all
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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