I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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