Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My pussy is not your playground.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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