May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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