I must be too annoying 4 u.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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