Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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