You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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