used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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