TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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