Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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