Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
