Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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