Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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