if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
