i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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