On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
third nipple confirmed
We are all done wearing pants today
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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