whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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