Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If I die, sorry about rent.
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