Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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