Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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