The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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