you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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