apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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