On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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