Who did Billy Mays play for?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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