ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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