1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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