I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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