Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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