Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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