Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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