Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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