dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I love you. Go after that dick
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
