Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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