I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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