I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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