maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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