Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
A bitchslap is in order.
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