so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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