remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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