On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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