No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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