Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
