He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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