I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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