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(586): View more from Michigan

Don't forget I'm 20 now

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I liked you more when you were 19

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.

(972): View more from Texas

I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON

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(509): View more from Washington

Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.

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(707): View more from California

do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me

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(801): View more from Utah

Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club

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(323): View more from California

Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips

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