don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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