some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I had to cum in my sink.
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