I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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